Keshia Needs...

Here’s what you do: Google your name with the word ‘needs’ after it. Put it all in quotes like this: “Harvey needs” or “Darren needs” Make a list of the first 10 things that make sense that Google spits out.

1. Keshia needs numbers!

2. Keshia needs to get laid.

3. Keshia needs to chill out

4. Keshia needs to sit herself down & act like a mother

5. Keshia needs to get in the studio

6. Keshia needs a vocal coach

7. Keshia needs to jump down and start crying

8. Keshia needs to stop adding subscriptions to google reader

9. Keshia needs to be cracked out for the show ratings

10. Keshia doesn't need any approval from any of you!